I was walking to catch the bus to go downtown today when something happened that opened my eyes. It happened as I saw my bus go through the intersection two blocks ahead of me as it pulled up to the bus stop. Upon seeing this I started running in order to try to catch it. As I found myself running awkwardly down Mercer St with my flip-flops about to fly off, my Messenger Bag flapping on my back, and my coffee spilling all over, I realized something. Boy, do I not look cool right now. And so after my 200-Yard dash to catch the bus, I came to a fascinating conclusion as I sat on the bus sweating profusely. There are just some things in life that, no matter who you are or what you look like, are impossible to look cool doing. Here's some that came to mind. Feel free to add.
1) Running to catch a bus
2) Pooping
3) Masturbating (Applies to Males Only)
4) Karaokeing
5) Playing XBOX360 with the headset and mic on
6) Roller-Blading
7) Driving any "GEO" car
8) Clamming
9) Metal-Detecting (Is this the proper verb?)
10) Buying Preparation-H at the grocery store
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I have some additions:
1. Riding a tandum bike
2. Getting someone's autograph
3. Picking up your dog's crap with a little baggie.
OH those are good.
1. Being 30 years old and having an xbox profile.
2. Ordering a 2 pump double caf valienca nonfat sugar free latte (marty)
3. Moisturizing in
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