Monday, April 30, 2007

The Colonel Turns in His Grave


KFC has announced it will replace trans-fat heavy hydrogenated oils with a healthier soybean oil by April of this year. Those who know me know that my back deck overlooks what could probably be described as the crappiest KFC in all of Seattle. And you also probably know that I have been tempted many times by the sweet smell of the Colonel's chicken. As a fried chicken enthusiast I can whole-heartily say that I am not taking this news very well. For those who want to remember the good 'ol days I have posted the nutritional information for The Famous Bowl.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Kobe


After watching the Laker game last night I decided that Kobe is not only the greatest basketball player in the league right now, but probably in the history of the game. I know some people will disagree, but in many ways he's better in Jordan. Jordan was amazing and brought the whole game of basketball to another level. He not only was amazing on the floor, but also for how he rose the status of the NBA in general and basiaclly paved the way for huge endorsement deals and higher revenue for the NBA, which has opened the door to $20 million/year contracts.

But Kobe, is just an amazing player. I used to absolutely hate the guy because I thoght he was selfish and a showboat, but I can't help but the love the guy now. The guy's got heart and a huge desire to win and it's kind of refreshing to see that in today's game of spoiled NBA players with guaranteed contracts. I rememebr in last year's playoff series against the suns when he single-handedly drove down the floor and hit a game winning shot in Staples Center, it had me off my feet in my living room. Although that sounds insanely stupid, it proves just how exciting and inspirational this guy is.

Anyway, if it was up to me, I would get rid of guaranteed contracts in the NBA. Look at football. Those guys have shorter careers, greater threat of injury, and smaller contracts and they are not guaranteed.

Here's an awesome video of Kobe:

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Brian Spotted Getting Ready For Single Life


I guess being newly single has motivated Brian. He was spotted recently coming back from a jog and looked to be in tip top shape for the ladies in Portland this Summer. If this picture is any indication, his condo in the Pinnacle will be very busy this summer.

Inspiration for Flaccidity


My friend Brian was telling me he saw Mischa Barton at a club in New York City recently and said she was extremely gorgeous in person. Either Brian was extremely drunk, or maybe she wasn't wearing these pants. I mean seriously, what are these things?

I Mean Your Boobs are Huge


Another celebrity has a wardrobe malfunction. People called this a nipple-slip, but it looks more like an areole-slip to me.

Click here for the NSFW version.
  • Areole Slip
  • Wednesday, April 25, 2007

    The Dow Closes Above 13,000, Equities on a Tear


    The Dow Jones Index climbed again today, closing above 13,000 for the first time, as equities continued their torrid run for the month. Helped by by an extremely impressive run of earnings reports, the stock market has gained back all of its losses from February, and continued to perform well. The S&P 500 index, which is a broader measure of the market, closed the day at 1495.42, up 1.01% on the day's trading.

    What should we make of the recent run up? Well, I think much of what we're seeing is a reflection of the excellent run of earnings reports we've seen over the last two weeks. The expectations by many analysts for first quarter earnings was very tepid, to say the least. Companies had been experiencing double-digit profit growth for the last couple years, and the expectation was for the general slowing of the economy, combined with the slowing housing market to produce earnings growth in the low single-digit percentages for growth. But, what we have seen are some extremely impressive reports.


    Without going into too much detail, I think the strength in corporate profit is being driven by several factors. First is the continued expansion of the global economy which is providing a continued demand for products and services form U.S. multi-national firms. When you combine this with the weaker dollar, what we have is the perfect environment for a multi-national firm. Simply, a firm based in the U.S. is seeing increasing sales in a foreign country, and then converting those cashflows into dollars. Because the foreign currency has appreciated versus the dollar, those cashflows are translated into higher dollar cashflows. While this may be beneficial in the short-term, the long-term implications are not as rosy. A depreciating dollar will mean investors are less incented to move capital into the U.S. and purchase assets, lowering demand for dollar-denominated assets.


    A second reason, is driven by purely technical factors. Companies have been increasing share buybacks as a form of distributing capital to shareholders. When a company repurchases its shares, it lowers the amount of outstanding shares, therefore spreading the amount of earnings over a smaller base of shareholders. Obviously this will drive the price of those shares up. This is another situation where it has the short-term benefit of increasing share prices, but at the expense of long-term growth. If a company is repurchasing shares what it is essentially saying is that it does not see opportunity to invest that capital in projects, or R&D, that will provide sufficient returns to shareholders. This will translate to lower capital spending by firms, resulting in less growth and less innovation.

    Further reducing the amount of outstanding shares is the boom of private-equity deals. These deals are simply transactions where a group of private investors buys out a public company, usually by taking on a high amount of debt. The new owners then cut costs, and hope to increase margins and returns so they can sell the company a few years down the road for a large premium. The wealth of these transactions has taken a huge amount of stock off of the exchanges, resulting in a decrease in supply of shares, and thus providing price support to the market.

    So, what should you make of all this? Well, enjoy the recent run wile it lasts. There are some factors that are driving this great short-term performance, which could have negative consequences for the long-term. I recommend taking a long position in Vodka and Olives.

    Unemployment, And Other Releveant Topics

    So, I recently became unemployed several weeks ago, at the request of my former employer. I learned several lessons from the incident:

    1) Never mix personal life and Work-Technology
    2) Fattitudes are real
    3) Severance sevreance severance

    Now that I am officially unemplyoyed, I'm considering the possibility of going back to school full time to get my MBA at the University of Washington. I've officially applied at UW, so I should know in the next couple weeks if I have been accepted or not. Or maybe I will just go back to work. The hesitation I have for school is the opportunity cost of two years of not working, plus the actual cost of going to school. Feel free to leave a comment on your suggestion. Maybe I'll run my life based on other people's decisions....